
Still Kids by New Kids on the Block
These “kids” may be in their fifties, but they are partying like it’s still 1999.

These “kids” may be in their fifties, but they are partying like it’s still 1999.
We have a problem. The ghost is livelier than the human hero.
All the hero needs to do to get the heroine to obey him is to spank her. What, is she still in kindergarten?
When horror legends are forced to go slumming on cable TV.
Five dead guys walk into an elevator…
These people need to shut up more and let the story happen.
They ran out of money and ideas, but tried really hard anyway.
Catholic schoolkids gone wild and occasionally demonic.
It’s all about and always about Joe Jonas.
Yeah, “rescued” from believable character motivations, plot developments, and anything else that is halfway decent.